I went to the local wine shop Friday evening.

The woman behind me in the checkout line offered to sleep with me if I paid for her wine.

When I mentioned that I was married, she said she’d include my wife: “You know, like a threesome.”

But when she learned Xy’s not blond, she retracted the offer.

  1. Hmmmmm, Cork and Bottle.. eh?

    Did she have a lot of expensive bottles are just some of their specials? Or was she there to pick up some cases?

    Or is this just your oh-so-subtle Cork and Barrel commercial?

    Or an overt display of your sexual prowess?

    Or a wry commentary about the Dionysian aspects of our little culture here?

    But discretion being the better part of whatever, I won’t even ask you if she was cute.

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