Tag: Letters
Thirty-Five Months
Dear Persephone, Oops. You made thirty-five months yesterday, but I didn’t realize it until I was lying down in bed last night. So this letter is one day late. As I’m trying to type this, you are sitting on the couch behind me. You’ve got a book you want me to read to you. I’ve […]
Read More → Thirty-Five MonthsDear Mr. Marcello
1025 Bienville St Suite 5 New Orleans LA 70112 Dear Mr. Marcello, My wife and I recently purchased a house nearby, and we have been very happy to see the renovation activity at 4337-4339 Banks Street. In fact, I supported the zoning change you recently sought for that property, though some of my neighbors did […]
Read More → Dear Mr. MarcelloDear Mr. Bissell (2)
Bissell Homecare, Inc. PO Box 3606 Grand Rapids MI 49501 For the attention of Mark J. Bissell, President & CEO Dear Mr. Bissell, Goodness gracious! I’ve just been going through some old files, and I realized it’s been one full year since I wrote to you. I have yet to receive the courtesy of a […]
Read More → Dear Mr. Bissell (2)Twenty-One Months
Dear Persephone, A lot has sure happened in the last month. Most notably, perhaps, we moved to a new house. I know moving can be especially tough for kids, but I think you’re still young enough that this didn’t really disturb you at all. You seemed to just accept it. As far as we can […]
Read More → Twenty-One MonthsDear Mr. Bissell
Bissell Homecare, Inc. PO Box 3606 Grand Rapids MI 49501 For the attention of Mark J. Bissell, President & CEO Dear Mr. Bissell, We recently purchased a Lift-Off Revolution Remanufactured 3760R vacuum cleaner produced by your company. During its second use, the stretch hose came detached from the hose grip, rendering the whole apparatus inoperable. […]
Read More → Dear Mr. BissellEntergy Writes Back
Remember that letter I sent to Entergy? I got a reply. July 22, 2009 Dear Mr. Everson As Director of Customer Service at Entergy New Orleans, Inc., I wanted to thank you for your recent letter regarding the hours of operation at our Customer Care Center located on Canal Blvd. The business hours of the […]
Read More → Entergy Writes BackDear Mr. West
Entergy New Orleans 1600 Perdido St New Orleans, LA 70112 Attn: Rod West, President & CEO Dear Mr. West, I just had a brilliant idea on how Entergy can improve customer service in New Orleans. Please allow me to explain. Every morning I ride my bike past the Entergy office located at the corner of […]
Read More → Dear Mr. WestDear Aunt Ron
Dear Aunt Ron, Thanks for Persephone’s birthday gift. It will probably take her a while to grow into those clothes, but better too big than too small. I also appreciated the letter you included. Rest assured, I won’t “disown” you for the suggestions you make regarding Persephone’s religious education. In fact I am touched that […]
Read More → Dear Aunt RonDear Goody Clancy
Here’s a letter which I hope to present directly to representatives of Goody Clancy at tonight’s District 4 meeting (6PM @ Jesuit). Dear Goody Clancy, Friends of Lafitte Corridor has been reviewing the Master Plan draft. It is quite impressive. However, there are several points that concern us. We believe that the revitalization of the […]
Read More → Dear Goody ClancyDear General Zia
This is the second installment of three sample documents dredged up from my old Brother WP-500 disks. I think this letter more or less explains itself. I wrote a number of such letters, inspired by author Bruce West, and in fact that was my original motivation for purchasing the WP-500 in the first place. With […]
Read More → Dear General Zia