Some members of my extended family have been playing one of those “getting to know you” e-mail games, where you answer a bunch of questions, some serious and some silly.
Pronounce the dot.
Some members of my extended family have been playing one of those “getting to know you” e-mail games, where you answer a bunch of questions, some serious and some silly.
Today is National Dam Safety Awareness Day. Sadly, there is no National Levee Safety Awareness Day. Dammit.
I recently got an update to our homeowner’s policy. It’s something like a hundred pages long. Past updates were only a few pages. I’m supposed…
According to the Death Clock I’m going to die on Sunday, October 28, 2040. And according to Dante’s Inferno Test, I’ll be going to Limbo.
There’s a UFO in my kitchen.
At the grocery store this afternoon, I picked up a six of Sapporo and a bottle of Samuel Smith’s Oatmeal Stout. The cashier did not…
AltaVista reveals the following word count on the Web: beep: 625,434 beeep: 12,191 beeeep: 2,962 beeeeep: 1,264 beeeeeep: 931 beeeeeeep: 453 beeeeeeeep: 866 beeeeeeeeep: 273…