Persephone is a thousand today. It’s her thousandth day of life. It seems like the sort of thing that should be celebrated, and I’ve had it marked on my calendar for a while. But time got away from me, and now it’s here, and I haven’t a clue what to do.
How do you celebrate a thousand days of life?
I don’t know. Put her up for syndication? I hear that’s where the real money’s at.