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Bird Poop in My Hair

I ride under a lot of tree branches every day. About half of my ten minute ride to work is under tree branches. These tree branches are filled with many birds, and these birds are pooping all day long. Which raises the question: After years of riding my bike to and from work every day, how much bird poop must fall directly on me without my knowing it? How much bird poop do I have in my hair right now?

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  1. u have a ton of crap in your hair. yourhair is full of crap. your hair is practically made of crap u have so much crap in your hair. why did you start a blog about bird crap in your hair? u are crap!

  2. Yeah, we definately agree with nick. He’s a funny guy. We’re glad you didn’t write any more crap about birds and the crap in your hair. Nick’s right you are crap.

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