News Flash: A scientific study indicates that malt liquor is the drink of choice for homeless and jobless people.
On a related note, I had my first non-alcoholic visit to a bar last night when Xy and I went to Tyler’s for oysters and beer. I had an O’Doul’s. What the hell, I felt reckless and had two.
And once again, I was astonished to discover that my enjoyment of the experience was not noticeably diminished.