Pigeon Flap

As I rode home for lunch today, a pigeon flapped up from the bike path to get out of my way. If I hadn’t jerked my head to the side the bird would have body-smacked me full in the face. As it was, its wing brushed my ear. I don’t think I’ve ever touched a pigeon before. It made me want to take a shower.

“Don’t we have a deal with the pigeons?”