Tag: Ozarks
Oz Arks
Back when Xy & I lived in Bloomington, we knew a guy named Ray, a long-haired acid burnout/schizophrenic with a penchant for bizarre puns. Once he told us he was going on a trip to New Orleans via the “Oz Arks.” I believe he got arrested for drug possession somewhere along the way. His nomenclature […]
Read More → Oz Arks$150 Phone Call
The timeshare company stuck us with the wrong dates for our condo! Then they said if we wanted to change, we’d have to pay the $150 fee again. That chapped my ass. I really don’t want to be at Table Rock Lake on July 4th. Then again, the only reason we’re even going there is […]
Read More → $150 Phone CallTable Rock Lake
It’s official. We’re headed to Table Rock Lake for the first week of our summer vacation. Kimberling City, to be precise. I’ve got a few misgivings. I don’t really know much about the area, but the more I learn, the less I like. This wouldn’t have been my first choice. Or my second. Or my […]
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