How hot is it? It’s bitch-ass hot here in New Orleans. There’s just no other way to describe it. I asked Xy yesterday, “If you could use only one phrase to describe how hot it is, what would you say?” Her reply, of course: “It’s bitch-ass hot.” Exactly what I was thinking.
Mind you, I love the heat. But even I have to admit it’s bitch-ass hot.
I don’t know where this phrase came from or how it entered our vocabulary or even what it means, exactly. But it seems perfectly appropriate to days like today.
It’s plenty hot even if you’re doing nothing. If you’re foolish enough to attempt, say, planting some sage and basil, especially in the afternoon, the sweat runs down into your eyes and drips off your nose.
Bitch. Ass. Hot.
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