I, Victor Virgil Vallowe, hereby bestow upon the world the next edition (third to be exact) of Barton Everson's life for all who read to be enlightened to this genius' events and ideas.
God help us, (the following is a sample of dull humor) all of us will die if we practice this person's ways.
But seriously.....
I am, I think, Barton Paul Everson's best friend still. I will love and cherish our moments together for as long as I live.... Ours is a friendship made in Heaven.... everlasting, everwithstanding. So to the reader of this, let it be sung by choirs of angels, that Bart Everson is my friend and brother in spirit.
Victor Virgil Vallowe