This is the story of my life, which may prove rather boring for you (maybe even for me -- I hope not), and it has been very lightly seasoned with my philosophies of the moment.
As far as I can tell, I'm writing this for my future self -- but who knows? Whoever you (the reader) are, do not judge the Bart Everson of 1984 too harshly. He's just a kid -- with a lot to learn.
7/28/84: I know this sounds corny...
but hey! -- it's true.