Since 1995, this website has served to document my experiences with DialAmerica Marketing, Inc., where I worked as a telemarketer for seven years. I removed and modified some of the content in 2001 when I got a nasty letter from a lawyer. That letter has been analyzed by the Chilling Effects Clearinghouse. The remaining content would appear to be legal. I notified DialAmerica's lawyers in 2002; they didn't ask me to take it down, therefore I assume it's OK. So enjoy.

• Workstation 21
• The Office
• Myself
• Life of a Telemarketer
• The Corporate Motto

• Bosses
• Conversation
• Quotes
• Journal
• Motivational Flyer
• Promo Flyers

I wrote these poems while I worked for DialAmerica Marketing, Inc.
I feel they capture the essence of being a telemarketer.
Some are mere doggerel. Others are attempts at serious poetry. I'll let you be the judge of which are which.

• The Code Switch Shuffle
• The Exclamations of the Supervisors
• Hours
• How They Say No
• Gettin' 'Em
• Telemeditation
• A Telemarketer's Pledge

I've also written other poems which have nothing to do with telemarketing.